Sunday, October 11, 2009

Joe Mauer


I am on a field trip with my class. We are riding the bus when suddenly two Twins players sit next to me! OMG. One is Justin Morneau and one is Joe Mauer, love of my life! I look at them and am strangely quiet. Joe just starts talking to me and I am basically in shock. He is so nice and so hot!! Oh yes! We chat about random things and then I ask one of my teacher friends to take a picture of us. She takes one and I look at it. It has all of these kids in it and you can barely see what is important, me and Joe!! So I lightly touch Joe on the back and ask if we can take another picture. He smiles and says of course. YAY!! Best dream ever!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Mystery

Something strange is going on at a college campus. No one knows what is actually wrong, but all students have been evacuated from the campus. I am taken along with hundreds of random college students to a metal sewer like manhole in the middle of the ocean. Traveling by helicopter, we go down the hole to find a series of caves and tunnels where everyone lives. It is kind of like apartments underwater. Very weird!

My friend Chelsea and I are hanging around a bunch of girls. One of the "popular" girls asks us to go get her something from her room. She describes where to go and we wander through the creepy tunnels. I arrive at a very badly filled in doorway. I have this terrible feeling that it leads to trouble. Like the mystery to the college closing is right behind the dusty drywall. I desperately want to dig through, but suddenly the lights go out and I am blind folded!

I am pulled down to the main room and when our blindfolds are finally taken off, all of the girls are gathered around us in a circle. There are candles lit everywhere and all the girls are wearing red shirts. They explain that this is an ceremony to induct us into their secret sorority. They hand us these cheesy greeting cards and we are to read the front of the card to the group. I am finding it hard not to giggle, though everyone else is acting super creepy. We read our cards and then I get this bad feeling that something terrible is going to happen to everyone, but I wake up and wonder about what could have happened.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Anne Hathaway

I am Anne Hathaway and preparing to preform in a celebrity fundraiser. I am extremely nervous to sing in front of all these people. I walk up on stage and it is absolutely silent. I introduce myself and people start booing. I am mortified and confused why people are mad at me.

I start to sing and people keep booing and then start to throw objects at me. In the end I run off the stage crying. Poor Anne Hathaway!

Saltburn

I had a dream that was so realistic that I almost cried when I woke up. TEAR!I get off the crappy-hardly-a-train in Saltburn-by-the-Sea. I am so excited to smell the salty air and see the interesting folks who inhabit Saltburn. I run off the platform right to my old work. I am so excited to be in Doorways once again. I throw open the bright blue door and run in. I don't see anyone right away so I run to the back and look into John's office. My face lights up with a crazy smile as I half yell HI! I am so freaking excited!! John's eyes bulge and he looks so shocked to see me. We start to talk super fast and catch up and then I wake up! NO! I was so bummed.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

"Sam"

Part A:
I am in a certain friend's apartment, lets just call him Sam. We are hanging out and he is standing in the kitchen looking at some mail. He is very quiet and has a strange look. I look at him and pull him towards me. "What's wrong Sam?" He smiles, but there is sadness in his eyes. He says: "Well screw it, I might as well tell you. I just got a letter that says I have stage 3 of some type of cancer." My heart jumps and tears are instantly at my eyes. He looks at me and smiles again. He says: "Maren I can't have your tears too." I weakly smile and while using my red blanket I go and wrap him in a blanket hug. His arms hang at his side.

Part B:
So I realize that the first part of this dream wasn't for real. Now we are going to a Twins game with his roommate too. We go to the game and have a great time. On the way home, I am driving and his roommate is in the back seat acting like a happy go lucky kid. We are getting close to their apartment and Sam turns to me and said that he had a really good time. He leans in to kiss me and then pulls away at the last second. I look at him with a funny look and he laughs, I don't want you to crash! More happens, but lets keep that a secret.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Mini Baby

I am very pregnant and on the way to my baby's baptism. Obviously this makes no sense, but hey it is a dream. As I am walking through the church a woman asks me if I am excited for the baptism. I look at her and say: "I am still pregnant!" She looks confused and mumbles she didn't realize. Whatever.

Suddenly I have my baby in my arms, but it is a very very small mini baby. I am a proud mother, but I end up dropping my baby and it bounces as it hits the floor. Sad, but I sneakily I pick it up and no one notices. HMMM.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Leg Ampulation/Replacement?

It is just another day at school. I arrive and start getting my things ready and a administrator tells me it is time for my emergency surgery. I am like what? Then they run into explaining all the details of how my right leg needs to be "changed" or I could die. I look down at it and it suddenly doesn't look right.

They take me into surgery and explain that it won't hurt at all. I won't need any anesthesia and I should be able to get right back to teaching. I run back to my kids and tell them to read or color why I am gone. I run back to the room and jump into my hospital gown and then lay on the bed face down.

I wait for my first doctor to come and I feel him begin to cut the skin on my leg. Strangely it doesn't hurt at all. Suddenly he is done and I hear a new doctor come in to take the rest of my leg. At one point I realize that my whole leg is gone, but I can still feel my toes. So I guess that means that I had a fathom limb?


My leg finally gets put on and I sit up. There are no doctors anywhere and I am confused if I am done. I wait and wait and finally decide to see if my wild 2nd graders are under control. Walking on my new leg feels different, but oddly it isn't that bad. Yea for my new leg!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Creating Lions

I have special powers. My power is that I can bite people and change them into a person that can change into a lion. HMMMM?

Well I am at this party and there are three people that I am supposed to change into the lion/person. I tell these three people not to worry and that I need to help them get through this. They all trust me completely and are prepared for their new life. We go to a ledge by the seaside and I tell them to all jump into the freezing water. They jump and then I throw myself after them. Once the freezing water stops being a shock I open my eyes and swim towards my waiting soon to be lions! Haha. That sounds ridiculous. I swim to the first person and bite them through their sweatshirt. Then I go to the second one and bite her on the arm. For the last person, I bite him on the neck.

All three of them change into lions and I swim to the beach. Glad to be out of the freezing water I smile and shake my hair. As I do this I see one of the men/lions. He is in his lion form kind of and I am so attracted to him. I walk over and we start making out. It is crazy to make out with a man/lion. What is up with my head?