I am at a charity Twins game with my friend Ian. We are in a room where everyone is waiting to have autographed baseballs fly into the room. When one comes in everyone sprints to try and grab it and then look to see which player autographed it. This goes on for awhile and I catch a bunch. One comes in and Ian manages to get it. Once he has it he looks down and realizes that it is signed by Joe Mauer and Joe Nathan! I freak out because these are my two favortie players. I spent the next 20 minutes trying to convince him that he must give me this ball. Finally he does and I am so pumped. He gives me the ball and then we realize that it isn't just a normal baseball. It turns into a clear ball that you can look into and it is a commercial about the two players. In the commercial both players are completely naked other than a huge apple covering a certain area. They basically look like wild men from Tarzan. Joe Nathan grabs a vine and swings towards a platform. Then Joe Mauer grabs his vine and swings towards the platform. Before he gets to the platform he does a very impressive flip and then lands perfectly on the platform. Both of them are looking really good and are covered in some mud as well. As Ian and I are watching this he is like: "What the hell is going on!" I am thinking: "Oh yeah!"
