Cave In!!

I am in a huge cave with some random friends including a crazy one named Matt. We are all just chilling and Matt is telling me some secrets and then suddenly the cave starts shaking. We all jump out of our sleeping bags and run to the mouth of the cave. The cave starts filling up with dirt and we all just watch it with strange looks on our face! As the dirt stops pouring from thin air, a sprinkle of snow comes and paints the pile of dirt snow white.

The air clears and we all stare at each other. Matt looks totally confused and I smile and say don't worry, I have a shovel that I magically pull from behind my back out of thin air. Matt has a crazy look on my face as I begin to shovel through the dirt and snow to find our possessions. I get to all of them with a satisfied look on my face as I look back at Matt. He just grins at me and says that I am insane!

Broccoli Phone

I have gone 0n vacation and am in a National Park surrounding by beautiful green trees. As I hike through the park I get a phone call. I reach into my purse and pull out my phone which is in the form of a huge piece of broccoli! I start talking on the broccoli phone and it is my mom, but the volume is way too soft. I am unable to adjust the volume because I transformed the phone and couldn't transform it back while I was still on the phone. WEIRD!