Saturday, May 31, 2008

I Have to Pee

I am home in MN and my family and I have gone to eat at Taco Bell. Not exactly my favorite place to eat, but that is ok. I really have to go to the bathroom so I leave the table and go. Inside the bathroom I realize how big it is. It is very old fashioned and nice. I enter one of the stalls and begin to shut the door only to realize that it only closes 2/3 of the way. I decide to go anyways since my bladder is bursting. I sit and try and try, but I can't go! It is such a weird feeling. I figure it is just stage fright so I pull up my pants and walk out.

I find another stall that two old women are waiting to go in. One is in a wheelchair and I rudely ask if I can go in front of them with out waiting for an answer. Inside I shut the door and sigh with relief. Finally I have some privacy. On the toilet, I sit and wait to relieve myself, but it just doesn't happen. I push and try and am just frustrated.

Then I wake up and have to pee. I go and laugh at my dream.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Hahahaha! BTW, I was checking my movies and books with other peoples and that is how I found your profile. I liked many of your films and music so I decided to read your posts. Funny post!